Our Story...

At The Nuts, we don’t just protect your cards — we protect your table image, your sense of humor, and your right to run good.

We’re a husband-and-wife team with a 3D printer, a bold imagination, and a poker addiction. What started as a late-night idea at the kitchen table became a collection of funny, cheeky card protectors designed to turn heads and start conversations.

Whether you’re playing home games, grinding live cash, or just collecting cool poker stuff, our custom 3D-printed protectors are made to stand out. From realistic Oreos to dangerously suggestive squirrels, everything we make is designed, printed, and packed with love right here in California.

So go ahead—toss one of our protectors on your stack. It won’t stop you from getting sucked out on… but at least you’ll look good when it happens.